Friday, October 23, 2009

On every side by the blue waters of the Mediterranean. Egypt was a plain diversified only by the varieties of vegetation and by the towns and villages and the enormous monumental structures which had been.

Adjusted and secure. I do not wish to see that security threatened. You gentlemen come to our land from a very troubled outside world. The galaxy is at peace-or so you say. While ignoring the eternal war without end. The conflict of. cheap clomid Got a spare copy of his one record which was really so naff you couldn't even find it in the specialist stores. Wayne was the kind of collector who couldn't bear a hole in his collection It was almost religious really. He could out-talk John Peel in any case but the records he really knew about were the ones he hadn't got. He'd wait years to get some practically demo disc from a punk group who probably died of safety-pin tetanus but by the time he got his hands on it he'd be able to recite everything down to the name of the cleaning lady who scrubbed out the studio afterwards. Like I said a collector. So I thought what more do you need to run a disco? Well basically jus! t about everything which Wayne hadn't got - looks clothes common sense some kind of idea about electric wiring and the ability to rabbit on like a prat. But at the time we didn't look at it like that so I flogged the Capri and bought the van and got it nearly professionally re-sprayed. You can only see the words Midland Electricity Board on it if you know where to look. I wanted it to look like the van in the 'A-Team' except where theirs can jump four cars and still hare off down the road mine has trouble with drain covers. Yes I've talked to the other officer about the tax and insurance and MOT. Sorry sergeant. Don't worry about it I won't be driving a car ever again. Never. We bought a load of amplifiers and stuff off Ian Curtis over in Wyrecliff because he was getting married and Tracey wanted him at home of a night bunged some cards in newsagents' windows and waited. Well people didn't exactly fall over themselves to give us gigs on account of people not really catch! ing on to Wayne's style. You don't have to be a verbal genius to be a jock people just expect you to say 'Hey!' and 'Wow!' and 'Get down and boogie' and stuff. It doesn't actually matter if you sound like a pillock it helps them feel superior. What they don't want when they're all getting drunk after the wedding or whatever is for someone to stand there with his eyes flashing worse than the lights saying things like 'There's a rather interesting story attached to this record. ' Funny thing though is that after a while we started to get popular in a weird word-of-mouth kind of way. What started it I reckon was my sister Beryl's wedding anniversary. She's older than me you understand. It turned out that Wayne had brought along just about every record ever pressed for about a year before they got married. Not just the top ten either. The guests were all around the same age and pretty soon the room was so full of nostalgia you could hardly move. Wayne just hotwired all their ignitions and took them for a joyride down Memory Motorway. After that ! we started getting dates from what you might call the more older types you know not exactly. aw85e4657zxc9438367112yyyr

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